Cool concept, but still gay.
This little game style thing you made up kicks ass. But the fact that it was about a smiley face sucks shit, I know you said the graphics were crappy, and damn.. you weren't joking. But yeah it would be cool if you like replaced the smiley with a little dude and the board with some type of sidekick thing, or hoverboard crap. Actually a hoverboard would be gay. Whatever, cool concept.